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THE BEER CANDLE
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Our Price: $8.95
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THE BEER CANDLE -- Turn you living room into a bar with the intoxicating aroma of a hundred beers.
We've been told that this candle smells like everything from a fancy microbrew to a fraternity house floor. We just think it smells like Heaven. Enjoy it on its own, or pair it with some of our other candles.
Here's a few suggestions:
BEER + STRIPPER + COFFEE = BACHELOR PARTY
BEER + GRASS + CAMPFIRE = CAMPING TRIP
BEER + GRASS + PIGSKIN = GAMEDAY
BEER + CAMPFIRE + HIPPIE = DRUM CIRCLE
BEER + URINAL CAKE + HIPPIE = CONCERT PARKING LOT
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THE CAMPFIRE CANDLE
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Our Price: $8.95
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THE CAMPFIRE CANDLE -- Capture the scent of a camping trip without the bugs, bears or effort.
This candle will remind you of a crackling fire on a cold autumn day... well, that's how another cheesy candle company might describe it. We think it'll just make you want to wipe with leaves. This is a great gift for your favorite outdoorsmen or flannel enthusiast.
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THE COFFEE CANDLE
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Our Price: $8.95
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THE COFFEE CANDLE -- Savor the coffeehouse scent without the grande, no whip, extra hot, cinnamon latte atmosphere.
This candle smells like strong, black coffee. You know, the stuff you have to wait 20 minutes for in Starbucks while everyone in front of you orders thousand calorie concoctions of foam, soy and chocolate syrup. It's probably psychosomatic but the smell of these candles makes us a bit hyper. This is a great gift for any "old school" coffee lover.
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THE HIPPIE CANDLE
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Our Price: $8.95
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THE HIPPIE CANDLE -- Treat yourself to a candle and a contact high... don't smoke the candle.
Say "NO" to drugs, say "YES" to candles that smell like drugs! Yes, THE HIPPIE CANDLE smells like pot, but it won't get you high and it is legal. This is a great gift for your favorite stoner, college student, or one of those wookie looking dudes that wanders around concert parking lots selling bean burritos and hemp necklaces.
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THE GRASS CANDLE
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Our Price: $8.95
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THE GRASS CANDLE -- All the pleasure of a freshly mowed lawn without any of the work.
There aren't too many smells that bring back as many memories as freshly mowed grass. Thank you chlorophyll! The unfortunate thing is you actually have to mow the lawn to have these memories. Well not anymore! One whiff of THE GRASS CANDLE and you'll be magically transported to the golf course, high school football practice, or crappy summer chores. This is a great gift for athletes, city dwellers and the incredibly lazy.
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THE PIGSKIN CANDLE
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Our Price: $8.95
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THE PIGSKIN CANDLE -- A rich leathery football smell any armchair quarterback will enjoy.
Birthday candles are for birthdays, and PIGSKIN CANDLES are for Sundays. Show your devotion to America's greatest organized activity by making your house smell like a football factory. A perfect gift for your favorite sports nut.
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THE STRIPPER CANDLE
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Our Price: $8.95
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THE STRIPPER CANDLE -- It's a candle and an alibi all in one! You don't smell like a stripper, you just smell like a candle.
This is our favorite candle. After hundreds of hours of research and a lot of dollar bills we succeeded in capturing the legendary stripper scent. If you don't know what a stripper smells like just imagine the perfume counter at your local department store times a thousand... then add some glitter. This is a perfect gift for your favorite bachelor, groomsmen, or retired stripper who misses her pole.
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THE URINAL CAKE CANDLE
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Our Price: $8.95
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THE URINAL CAKE CANDLE -- Bring the industrial chemical freshness of a public restroom right to your home.
We're often asked if THE URINAL CAKE CANDLE smells like pee. It doesn't. It's a cinnamony floral smell that's modeled after a urinal cake our founder once relieved himself on at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas. This candle covers both number 1 and number 2 odors and has become a regular contributor in the HOTWICKS world headquarters bathroom. This is the perfect gift for anyone that likes tacos, asparagus, and really hot chicken wings.
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THE POPCORN CANDLE
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Our Price: $8.95
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THE POPCORN CANDLE -- Enjoy the show... Don't forget to turn off your phone.
Nothing goes better with a movie than a metric ton of fresh popcorn. Unfortunately, that much butter and salt will kill you so we invented THE POPCORN CANDLE. Grab a gallon of soda, light your candle, and hit play.
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THE PANCAKE CANDLE
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Our Price: $8.95
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THE PANCAKE CANDLE -- Treat yourself to the smell of pancakes and maple syrup 24 hours a day. No spatula required.
If you've ever seriously debated the merits of Mrs. Butterworth over Aunt Jemima, then this candle is for you. Combine THE PANCAKE CANDLE with THE COFFEE CANDLE and THE URINAL CAKE CANDLE for the perfect morning.
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THE DRYER SHEET CANDLE
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Our Price: $8.95
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THE DRYER SHEET CANDLE -- Smell fresh. Never do laundry again.
If you love the smell of dryer exhaust or ever wondered if you could knit a blanket from lint in the filter, than this is your candle. No snuggle bears were harmed in the making of these candles (although we wanted to).
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THE NEW CAR CANDLE
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Our Price: $8.95
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THE NEW CAR CANDLE -- New car smell, no haggling. Wax and wick come standard.
This candle smells more like the soft Nappa leather seats in a shiny new Benz than the vinyl dashboard of a new Kia. Burn this in your living room and every seat becomes the "back seat."
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