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A towel-dropping blend of eucalyptus and menthol.
Ah, there's nothing more soothing than a nice sweat in the steam room, but with our homes in foreclosure, 401(k)s underwater, and lack of gainful employment, we Americans should probably put our spa trips and ostrich egg omelets on the back burner for a little while.
Fortunately, belt tightening just got a little bit more tolerable with THE STEAM ROOM CANDLE. Just follow this simple and affordable recipe for relaxation:
Step 1: Go to the bathroom and lock the door
Step 2: Turn the shower on full blast, as hot as it'll go
Step 3: Light THE STEAM ROOM CANDLE
Step 4: Sit on throne
Step 5: Forget problems
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